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【Perez公器私用練英文089】「夢之隊」最好笑隊名前100名(Perez精選版)
The top 100 funniest fantasy football team names

（若要看完整100名次，請看下列網址，本文僅為精選）

原文網址：https://www.goal.com/en/news/the-top-50-funniest-fantasy-football-team-names/mxwfmgsm71bd14859aqzxx27h

發佈時間：2024/06/15

原文作者：Goal新聞團隊


Pick the perfect name for your team ahead of the Premier League season with our list of the wittiest football-related puns and jokes

在英超賽季開始前，從我們最有哏的足球雙關語/哏名中，為你的隊伍選個完美好名吧。


The 2024-25 Fantasy Premier League is open! So, you've signed up to play the game, carefully selected your squad, designed a kit and then... the dreaded team name screen hits you.

24/25賽季「英超夢之隊」開張囉！現在你只要登錄遊戲，小心選擇你的支持陣容、設計球衣，然後......讓可怕的隊名對你偷襲。


We've all been there - spending far, far longer than is healthy trying to devise some kind of witty football-related pun with which to draw a laugh or two from the rest of the league.

我們都經歷過——花費遠遠超過健康正常人類會（對這件事情）所花費的時間，試圖想出一些與足球相關的機智雙關語，以換取到聯賽中其他人的幾聲笑。


As Premier League fantasy football games get under way ahead of the new season, GOAL is here to save you some time and energy.

在英超夢之隊新賽季開始前，Goal來幫你省下一些時間跟精力。


We've collected the 100 funniest (family friendly) fantasy football team names. Have a quick read of these and you'll have your fantasy football side sorted in no time!

我們搜集了100個有趣(而且老少皆宜)的夢之隊隊名。快快來看看，速速來找找專屬於你的夢之隊陣容！


97. Hakuna Juan Mata 哈庫那胡安馬塔


96. Top Dier 頂級(戴爾)

91. Two's Kompany 兩間公司

89. Bowen 747 波溫747

80. Cameroon Diaz 喀麥隆迪亞茲

79. Backstreet Moyes 新好天才



76. No Kane, No Gain 一分凱恩，一分收穫



74. Obi Wan-Bissaka 奧比王比薩卡

71. Alisson Wonderland 阿里森夢遊仙境



66. Olympique Mayonnaise 奧林匹亞美乃滋
50. Neuer Gonna Give You Up 小新不會放棄你



49. Silence of the Lahms 沈默的拉羊



45. Pepe Pig 佩佩豬


34. Ctrl Alt De Ligt 德里赫特強制關機



33. Giroud Let the Dogs out? 吉魯放狗？

29. Kroos Control 克制不住，克制住

20. How I Met Your Mata 追愛總動員

12. Lady Yaya 女神亞亞

8. The Wizard of Ozil Ozil野仙蹤 

4. Game of Throw-ins 冰與火之歌：拳力遊戲


2. Who Ate All Depays? 誰把食物吃完了？

1. Haven't Jota Clue 若塔沒線索


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